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Hillary goes to Heaven
Hillary Clinton went to Heaven.
St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were thousands of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one-second each time a lie is told."
Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.
Hillary asked, "Where is Bills’ clock?"
St. Peter replied,
"Jesus
has it in His office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan".
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